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May 22

spindlebug:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people

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johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

i-ship-an-armada:

dudeufugly:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s deleted shower scene in Star Trek Into Darkness

OooOOOOoooohhhhhhMMMMYYyyyyGGGGOOOoooddddddd!

MOTHER FUCKING SCREAMING

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txidal-waves:

punkrockmermaid:

“I raped that test in math cla–” No.

“I raped that game earli–” Stop.

“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.

Do you see what you’re doing?

YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.

YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.

STOP.

i’ve been waiting so long for this post 

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“ Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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it8bit:

From the 8-Bit Crypt

Available for $35(US) at 8-Bitty.

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astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

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10 Things a Sagittarius Hates:

lovesexzodiac:

  1. Late trains, planes, or automobiles
  2. Not flying first class
  3. Companions who get seasick
  4. People who complain too much
  5. People who are afraid to take risks
  6. Being accused of being bad with money
  7. People who expect them to be on time
  8. Lost luggage
  9. Animal abuse
  10. Reading about human rights violations

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